Quick Transmigration: The Big Shot Stirs Up Trouble in Person

[No CP, quick transmigration] Si Yiyi was originally a white-lotus flower spirit. She was literally a spirit in the form of a flower. A mighty god planted her in an immortal pond, where she cultivated for ten thousand years. She met countless immortals and heard countless stories. Just as she finally took human form, a certain fairy pinched off her stem with one fair hand and tossed her out of the immortal realm. Si Yiyi: “I... Never mind. A proper lotus spirit shouldn’t curse.” The mighty god pitied her for all the effort she had put into cultivation, only to meet an untimely end halfway through. He bestowed an immortal child upon her to help her enlighten mortals in the human realm and regain her cultivation. Once she had achieved great mastery, she would be admitted to the ranks of the immortals. But Si Yiyi thought this path of enlightenment was much harder than life in the lotus pond. What kind of monsters were mortals? How could their hearts be so ugly? They bullied and humiliated her, and even tried to harm her, yet expected her to be a good person and repay evil with kindness? Hah. The world doesn’t work that way. The heroine is a true powerhouse, a master of putting on an act and a vain, affected narcissist. She seems like a beginner, but she’s really an expert. A satisfying, feel-good story with no angst.