Stick with Me and You'll Eat Well

On a dark, windy night, inside the Qingfang Pavilion, men and women were enjoying themselves together. Only one man and one woman stared wide-eyed at each other. “Who are you?” the man asked through gritted teeth. The woman paid no attention to his angry glare. “Me? I’m here to buy you, of course...” “Get lost...” Later... The man pouted, acting cute as he tugged at her sleeve. “Wifey~ Please buy me~”