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"Poof!" The male protagonist farted. At this time, the actor came up and taunted. "******! I don't even fart, listen!" "Pfft!!!!!!" A series of deafening fart sounds made pedestrians on the road look sideways in shock. "Oh my God! Why was that fart so loud just now?" "Not only that, smell it, that fart just now smelled so bad!!" "I have never seen anyone fart so loudly and smelly in all my life! Who is this person!" "Wait! He, he looks like the champion of the Global Fart Contest?!" The expressions of the pedestrians on the road suddenly changed, this is the champion of the Global Fart Contest! I never expected that I would be lucky enough to meet this legendary character today! At the same time, the pedestrians began to sympathize with the protagonist. This guy is unlucky to be targeted by the global fart contest champion. However, at this time, the protagonist said lightly: "This fart is not very loud, and it is not very smelly." "What? Did I hear you right just now? Just now, what was this guy saying just now?" "Crazy, absolutely crazy! He dares to say that the farts of the global fart contest champions are not smelly or loud enough? Who is he, that he dares to look down on the global fart contest champions?" At this time, an old voice came from the crowd. "Young man, don't be ignorant. I study Chinese medicine. I can see that this little brother has a special intestinal structure and a strange anus, so his farts are hundreds of times louder and a thousand times smellier than ordinary people. You actually said that he farts? A fart doesn't make a sound but doesn't stink? Haha, I don't know whether I should laugh at you for being ignorant or calling you arrogant. " Listening to the denigration of the protagonists around him, the look of pride on the fart actor's face became more intense, and then he looked at the protagonist with disdain. "Boy, if you fart like this, I advise you to hold it in and don't embarrass yourself! When I farted, you were still peeing in the mud!" "Pfft!!" The actor farted again, this fart seemed to be taunting and provoking the protagonist. "Wow! It's such a loud and smelly fart!" The surrounding people were suddenly amazed. While sighing that the fart was loud and smelly, they also cast contemptuous and contemptuous eyes on the protagonist. Oh, this is serious shit! How dare this kid say that this fart doesn't make any noise or stink? It must be a ******! "Poof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Suddenly! A fart sound broke through the sky! At this time, a large pit with a diameter of ten meters appeared in the middle of the road The passers-by around him, including the previous actor and the old man, felt a roar in their ears. For a moment, everyone in the audience was temporarily deafened. "Who! Who farted! It was so loud!?" The actor covered his ears, and his eyes were bloodshot. "Yes, it's him! It was him who farted!" At this time, the protagonist was seen standing proudly on the spot with his hands behind his back. Behind him, there was a big hole in his pants, and his butt stained with shit was exposed, exuding an aura that shocked the entire audience.

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