The All-Around Big Shot Is So Badass

The big shot has countless identities, likes to keep a low profile, and loves blowing up other people’s houses! The big shot likes pretty women and cute things. Wait, cute things?! Jiang Tang paused. He knew the problem was that he wasn’t cute enough, so one shameless person began down the road of acting cute. Excerpt One: A meeting of the leaders of the Independent Zone: Fang Tang: “...” Jiang Tang: “...” Xia Teng: “...” I seriously did all that for nothing! All the big shots are friends, and the various continents in the Independent Zone are at war every day. Then one day, the leaders decide to sit down and talk. Can someone please tell them what’s going on? My friends are actually my enemies! Excerpt Two: The Tang-cute fans: “My idol is so badass! What’s wrong with her keeping a pretty young man? If she likes them, we’ll all let her keep us!” The Fang-badass fans: “So what if our Lord Fang has no shame! If she had any more, her wife could have a whole harem!” The CP shippers: “Waaah! The divine couple is the best!” The antis: “Fang Tang is disgusting.” Fans of both sides: “Get lost! Keep running your mouths and we’ll make you regret it!” ...Why are everyone’s fans so united today?!