The System Made Me Unlucky

I got the bad luck system by accident while rescuing people. From now on, bad luck will accompany me. Let's see how I can become the ultimate bad god from a small unlucky guy. Unlucky system binding. In the morning, the school idol was disabled, in the afternoon, the number one superstar was transferred to the hospital, in the evening, the boss' head was opened by kicking a beer bottle. The system needs to be untied! —————————————— "Yes, if you accumulate 10,000 bad luck points, you can untie them or you can spend 100 million yuan to eliminate disasters!" "Okay, I admit defeat and give you some real benefits." "Start your performance by farting and hitting your heels, flipping over in the gutter and yawning until your waist twists. If you can't stand it, just drink cold water and stuff your teeth. As long as you perform well, the benefits will be yours." "System, don't pull me, I'll die for you." —————————————— A certain school boy: "Hey, shouldn't you be responsible for my legs? I won't let you go for too long, just for the rest of your life." A certain big star: "My beauty has been desecrated by you, I want to sue you for unspoken rules on me!" A certain domineering boss said: "You are not allowed to set foot outside a one-meter radius, and you are not allowed to move within one meter." A doctor said: "It's so beautiful that we are so lucky. It would be a pity not to make specimens." … Oh my God! Who have I met? The system doesn't want me to be unlucky again! ———————————— System, I've been unlucky. It's obviously not the unlucky time, but I've been unlucky. You have to find a place for me. "In addition to this system that can bring misfortune to the master, there are actually people who can bring misfortune to the master. This is absolutely intolerable. I let my master suffer misfortune. Let those other people suffer misfortune!" Trolls' mobile phones and computers exploded inexplicably; A female star's clothes were torn off by a dog in the street; Photos of women showing off their wealth without makeup were inexplicably exposed; … Come on, be cool and throw an unlucky party! ———————————— System, when will I not be unlucky? "Master, your consciousness is too low. Our aim is to let misfortune accompany you throughout your life, like water and air. As the saying goes, you will become a lucky person only if you have good luck and bad luck. For the sake of a happy life in the future, continue to be unlucky, Master!" Crying to the sky... —————————— Relaxing, funny, golden finger, I hope everyone will support it