I Am the Sheriff of the Three Kingdoms

Cao Cao shouted angrily: "General Tian is here. Even though I have millions of soldiers, I can't defeat Liu Xuande, a peddler. I'm so angry!" Sun Quan cried: "If General Tian is here, I'm afraid I won't be able to get my sister-in-law Da Qiao back, wuwuwu..." Liu Bei said in a mean tone: "If General Tian is here, what kind of man can I recover? What a handsome man there are in Sichuan, Bashi!" General Li Zicong, who was one level taller than the general, let out a long sigh: "The public security in the Three Kingdoms is really messed up. I have to take charge of it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that, all I know is gathering people to fight every day, come here and get a beating..." PS: It's a cool article, it's systematic, and my IQ should be online...