When Can I Switch to My Main Account?

[Light fantasy * power couple * the story gets increasingly off the rails, but the author is letting loose] [Fake little white rabbit x fake cool cat] [Better to put on a show together than perform alone] To get closer to a cool, aloof player who might be her first love, Chen Mo gave up her high-level account, which belonged to a guild hostile to that player's, and started playing on an alt. Unexpectedly, she was seen through by a low-level cross-dressing account hanging around the aloof player's side. Cross-dresser: When are you switching to your main? I want to slack off in a dungeon. Cross-dresser: When are you switching to your main? I want to go AFK while escorting a caravan. Cross-dresser: When are you switching to your main? I want to show off in a fight. Chen Mo: You're switching too? The two of them swapped N different trash “main accounts” to show their mutual respect. Qixi Festival was approaching The cross-dresser brought it up again: When are you switching to your main? Chen Mo: ? Cross-dresser: We need another cross-dressing account to get married and do a quest. Chen Mo thought for a second: Just for the quest? Cross-dresser: What else? Chen Mo: [smile] On Qixi Festival The cross-dresser asked nonchalantly: When are you switching to your main? Chen Mo had a sudden flash of insight: When are you switching to your main? One minute later. The long-missing, inhumanly fast legend who had swept to the top of the rankings logged on and had a lightning wedding with an alt. Five minutes later. The second-ranked legend logged on and had a lightning wedding with another alt. Players: ??? Onlookers: Is marrying an alt the latest trend among the top players? Insiders: They're running an internal monopoly. A forgotten love sinks deep into the bones, becoming love at first sight whose origins are unknown.