I Thought the Salted Fish Turned Around

A certain otaku college student picked up a system through bad luck, thinking that he was on the path to becoming a winner in life, and was ready to kick the rich, handsome, and make a huge comeback. However, what he thought was just what he thought. The system father made him embark on the path of a full-time nanny, and he would never return to the road of making dumplings and shoveling shit. System Dad: Our goal is to masturbate all over the world! ! ! Zhang Mounan: Isn't it called the salted fish turnaround system? ! ! ! ! System Dad: Salted fish is also a fish. Have you never heard of Luyu? So our goal is to be the most awesome shit shoveler! ! Isn't this turning over? …