The Farmer’s Darling Daughter Wants to Turn Her Life Around Every Day

Lin Changjun always knew she was destined to face a tribulation, but she never dreamed it would be a lightning tribulation. Yes, the kind you’re thinking of: getting struck by lightning. Only after being struck by lightning twenty-one times did she finally realize that the tribulation the old man had mentioned was a love tribulation. So: 21 lightning strikes = all for nothing. At thirty, Lin Changjun was struck by lightning and sent to some remote mountain village in an unknown era. She picked up a naive little sidekick, then used her bag of tricks and scams to make a name for herself in the village. Before long, she had gone far beyond the village and set foot on a glittering road to riches. Little daily scams: At the neighbor Ergouzi’s house: “Li Ergou, be careful when you walk tomorrow. Stay away from the river, or you’ll fall in.” Before she could finish speaking, a huge broom swept her and her shoes right out the door. At the teahouse: “Young Master, you’re going to be gored to death by an ox.” “Get lost! What crazy woman are you? The fortune-teller said I’d live a long life. Come on, throw her out!” On the street: “Uncle, your mother’s condition is both an illness and not an illness. How about I tell her fortune?” “Young girl, you’re so young, yet you won’t do an honest day’s work. If fortune-telling could cure her, I wouldn’t have waited this long. Get out of here!” Lin Changjun: It’s all because the martial world is so treacherous...