I Soak Up Auspicious Qi by the Prince's Side

Feng Wuyao was the mighty princess of the Demon Clan, but she never expected that one moment of carelessness would land her in the body of a good-for-nothing.

It was a world without spiritual energy, and her original body had been cast aside by her family. Feng Wuyao was depressed.

Who says you have to be good-for-nothing just because you can't practice martial arts?

Who says Feng Shisan is a silly, ugly, dull good-for-nothing?

The white lotus shows up, sniveling and sobbing...

The green tea bitch comes over, chattering away...

Feng Wuyao raises an eyebrow and moves a finger... If it can be settled with a beating, it was never a problem in the first place!

If a punch will do the job, who's got time to stand around listening to your nonsense?

The great clans and noble families come chasing after her, piling up gold, silver, and jade as if they cost nothing.

Feng Wuyao hesitates for the briefest moment, then says magnanimously, "Since you're all so sincere, I suppose I'll accept."

Some shameless guy sidles up to her. "Then why not take me as well, my lady?"

A wacky little skit:

Qin Zicheng stands by the lake admiring the scenery and the splendor of the capital, feeling rather proud of himself.

Now and then, beautiful women in pairs and threes walk past in the distance, glancing his way again and again.

Feng Wuyao rests one hand on Qin Zicheng's shoulder. "Of those two young ladies who just walked by, which one do you think is prettier?"

Qin Zicheng's nerves instantly go taut. A question that could cost him his life!

He thinks fast. "Neither of them is pretty. My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world!"

To his surprise, Feng Wuyao flies into a rage. "I'm standing right here, and you still have the nerve to look at other women? What a jerk!"

Qin Zicheng: ...

Why is my wife's idea of what matters so different from everyone else's?

I'm having such a hard time...