Please Don't Be a Monster

Wu Song: How could this tiger climb a tree to sneak up on us? Something seems wrong... Tiger: Wu Song, do you think you are the only one who is a time traveler? … Calabash Brothers: We called you grandpa, but we didn't expect you to eat our leaves for breakfast! Mrs. Golden Snake: I gave birth to you before I gave birth to you, but I gave birth to you already old... Scorpion King: Upstairs! You are my wife! … Sun Wukong: I told you, my golden cudgel is not a barbecue stick! Zhu Bajie: Brother, please stop forcing me, I really don't like eating pork! … One day, Chen Fu climbed to the top and looked down at all living beings. Countless creatures begged: Boss, please stop being a monster!