Death's Assistant Doesn't Like to Laugh

Do you want to realize your dream? I know a good place. The prosperous and gorgeous Weilun City on the east coast is a dream city that countless young people yearn for. This city is full of conspiracies, deals, betrayals, murders, and the masterminds who squander your ashes along with the remaining value. Although the crime rate remains high, this city will always give you a glimmer of hope, as if you can reach out and your dreams are within easy reach. Why? You ask me? My name is Abner Colcott, a fair-fee occult detective. If you need my services, my assistant and I are always waiting for you to visit...