My Body Can Cheat

My mouth is a debater, I can speak like a lotus flower, and I can curse people without spitting out dirty words! My hands are artists, able to paint landscapes and clouds with pen and ink! My eyes are scanners, able to see through obstacles and see directly into the essence of all things! My legs are like martial arts masters, capable of fighting and crushing thousands of people under my feet! My cells are a cultivator, they can do it endlessly until they go crazy! My skin is narcissistic, I can beautify myself, and I'm so handsome that the universe explodes! My... Body, except for the main brain, seems to have a mind of its own! (No system, or the body is the system)