For the Rest of My Life, I Will Just Pamper You to My Core.

"Baby, you don't like to talk to me lately..." "Well, because you're fat." "That's not because my wife is ingenious and the food she cooks is so delicious. Besides, she has sworn marriage vows! You can't dislike me because I'm fat!" "What did the wedding vows say?" "Whether it's good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, I will always love you, cherish you, accompany you, encourage you, and be loyal to you until forever..." "Did you mention being fat??" "..."​​​