Straight Shot

Yu Lu: I am the only one guarding the quiet desert, waiting for the flowers to bloom. Cao Cao: What the hell? Stop messing with these useless things, come and gnaw this pig's trotters, they're so old! Yu Lu: I am who I am, fireworks with different colors. Cao Cao: What? Whose house is showing flowers? Quickly bring my miao over and let's go downstairs and take a look! Right! It's a cotton-padded jacket! Yu Lu: How could I like you as a person? Cao Cao: Then who knows? I'm also confused. Maybe it's because I'm so handsome? Ah ha ha ha!