The Male Protagonist Was Killed Again Today

As an old beast, the life Houli wants is actually very simple - eat more good food while his teeth are still strong, see the excitement in the sky, get a good night's sleep every now and then, and... Raise that fierce bird. In a certain harem of a certain year in a certain dynasty, she waved to a certain Zai Zai with all her charm and shamelessness, "Come on, come on, my son~~ Come, call me mother, mother will give me fruit to eat~~" A certain Zaizai passed by expressionlessly, and for the thousandth time, he suppressed the thought of kicking her over. Haha, my highness doesn't want to eat any fruit at this moment, but I really want to beat you into a fruit! ... Who would have thought that one day, by accident, she would become Zaizai, and she would become the one who wants to raise Zaizai. In the back garden of a certain year in a certain year, she, as a certain Zaizai, was trembling in the corner, "Uncle, uncle, do you believe it or not, if you dare to take a step forward again, I will, I will..." A certain ferocious bird immediately took a step closer with an ambiguous, sinister and shameless attitude, "What do you want?" She half-bited her protruding tongue and threatened vaguely, "I-I'll beat, I'll beat, bite my tongue... Ugh!" After the incident, a certain ferocious bird wiped his mouth and said with satisfaction and pitifulness: "Look, to save you, I even gave up my most precious virginity. You have to be responsible for me~~" "..." Hou Li died at an unknown age.