The Princess Wants to Be Paralyzed Every Day

A certain system: Ding dong, the host successfully submitted a pair of mission items [War King's Trousers]. Congratulations to the host for getting an ancient mythical beast Pixiu~ Shen Yaozheng: ... Why does this system look like a joke? —— Guard A: The prince's guise princess broke into the prince's bath privately? Then she is cold! Ning Mo: ... No, the prince dragged out those who criticized her and chopped them down. Guard A:? … Guard B: The princess took the chopped green onions and spices from the cook, but she wants to make soup for the prince? Ning Mo: ... No, she sprinkled green onions and spices into the prince's bath, and also added a handful of salt to the prince's body according to the instructions for stewing chicken. Guard B:? … She is a modern and feared master of medicine and poison. She teases dogs during the day and drinks alcohol at night. She ranks first among the playboys in the capital. Once she traveled through time, she became the unpopular nominal princess of the cruel prince, so... Maid: Princess, you have to strive for success. You must defeat those green tea bitches and become the prince's favorite! Shen Yaozheng: No, live fish are in trouble, dead fish are in peace, I just want to be a salted fish in peace. System: Earn money by slapping a female partner in the face. Shen Yaozheng: Where is the green tea bitch? !