You Are the Stars, as Vast as the Sea

“Hard-of-hearing girlfriend, your boyfriend's subscription has expired. Would you like to renew? Press one to renew, press two to hear that again, or stay on the line to cancel your subscription.” A complaint from the boyfriend of a certain female celebrity. At that, the hard-of-hearing girlfriend turned to look at her boyfriend standing ramrod straight and smiled faintly. Her boyfriend, who was afraid of women, had suddenly gotten so good at this! - “I had someone read your fortune. Your brow is dark, and your destiny is missing me!” Jiang Mo leaned over, cupped the chin of the man reclining in his chair, and smiled wickedly. “My brow is dark? Just how miserable am I...”