I Have a Big Black Pot

Jing Yan: I have the skill of taking the blame. The more I help the old lady cross the road, the richer I will become. Rich young man Wang Kai: Brother, you are awesome! Jing Yan: I have a big black pot, even missiles can't hit it. Awakener Xiao Yan: The boss is mighty. Jing Yan: My black pot can cook vegetables, and it can modify genes after eating it. North America's leading expert on genetics: My reputation is really in vain. Jing Yan: My black pot can identify the real name, and no spy can disguise it. The world's top spy: This concubine really can't do it. Jing Yan: My black pot can receive wireless signals, even alien channels. Alien Interstellar Detective: I really didn't know there was such a big boss on Earth? If I had known, I wouldn't have dared to invade the earth even if I were beaten to death!