I Shocked the Big Shots of All Worlds

[Invincible, hilarious, and lighthearted] Xiao Junlin accidentally ends up on the far side of the moon in the vast universe, where he activates the Myriad Realms Shock System. While everyone else has to cultivate diligently to grow stronger, Xiao Junlin only has to shock people to power up.

[Ding-dong! Received 500 shock points from Satan, the universe’s demon king of hell.]

[Ding-dong! Received 600 shock points from Odin, king of Norse mythology.]

[Ding-dong! Received 700 shock points from Fuxi, the King of Humanity.]

[Ding-dong! Received 400 shock points from Flame Emperor Xiao Yan.]

[Ding-dong! Received 10 shock points from Shi Hao, the Desolate Heavenly Emperor, and gained one ten-thousandth of his sword intent!]

[Ding-dong...]

Hello, everyone. My name is Xiao Junlin. I used to be nothing more than an obscure feng shui master on Earth, but then I got the Myriad Realms Shock System, which claims it can make me a god.

All right.

In that case, I, Xiao Junlin, am done pretending.

I shall rule the world and cover the heavens with one hand!

The universe is changing dramatically?

Don’t panic. What’s there to panic about? Don’t panic over a damn thing!