Son-In-Law of the God of War of a Wealthy Family

The God of War left home for ten years and came back to find his daughter living in a doghouse. He gave an order and hundreds of thousands of Chinese soldiers came to build a big doghouse.

A generation of war gods returned and found their five-year-old son living in a kennel. With an order, a hundred thousand troops returned. Each person contributed one cent, and then built a bigger dog house. Before leaving, he said: You have so many things to do every day. A generation of immortals came back and found that their wives had been insulted. They gave an order and one hundred thousand immortal soldiers returned. One of them gave the immortal a knife and said: You will have more things to do every day. A generation of stupid son-in-law returns, pretending to be stupid every day. The villain gave an order, and one of the 100,000 melon-eaters in the audience vomited and said: He is really a fool. In an accident, a three-year-old genius baby was born. He fought against his daddy. When he called daddy, the old man next door went bankrupt. When he called mommy, mommy was hospitalized...

The God of War returns and becomes an idiot, and then loudly coaxes a hundred thousand soldiers to see how I killed these 10 heroes.

If you can update it to 1 million words, then I will be convinced.

It can really be updated. This is 1.05 Million, awesome.