I’m Really Not the Second Coming of an Immortal

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"Master, it's all your fault. (￣へ￣) Taught me too few spells, and now I can hardly keep up with the plot." A girl in the room opened her beautiful eyes angrily, and her momentum was very strong. "Oh, so you secretly took the Incense Sect's "Encyclopedia of Charm"." The boy pointed at by the girl said calmly, (๑˙ー˙๑) not at all frightened by the girl's aura. "Yin Yin! How many times have I told you that the skills of the Fenxiang Sect are not serious, but you have refused to change them despite repeated admonitions. You even tried to bewitch me with your charms and took the opportunity to have sex with me. It seems that our fate as master and disciple has ended here." The girl named Yinyin's eyes turned red, and she said with a cry: "No, Master Bulang, you can't abandon me, I... Am I not beautiful?" (*/∇＼*) An Bulang sighed softly. Ji Yinyin thought that the master had not been shocked by her beauty, so she hurriedly said: "I can make cows and horses for the master." ψ(｀∇´)ψ "I don't need it." (ˇ╮ˇ) "I can... Cook a lot of delicious food for the master." Ji Yinyin said aggrievedly. (ω< )★ "Deal." An Bulang smiled and said ٩(๑^o^๑)۶: "Then I won't abandon you for the time being. This is an encyclopedia of mortal food that I got by chance." An Bulang threw a book bigger than the girl's face on the table and said: "If you buy one tonight, I will forgive you." "This... Okay." Ji Yinyin was helpless, do you want to exhaust me to death? There is no way anyone can make you the master. ฅ(♡ơ ₃ơ)ฅ "Okay, okay." An Bulang smiled and said: "As a teacher, I am by no means a stingy person. I will give you these three skills to choose from." ٩(๑òωó๑)۶ Ji Yinyin looked at the three secret books in An Bulang's hands, "Hey, Eighteen Tests", "Qiu Mingshan Car Skills", and "Old Man Pushing Cart Ceremony", and felt that they were extremely profound...

Hahaha, taking advantage of the fact that there are few people now, I will show my cards, I am a pig🐷

Just a stranger, I accidentally discovered this new book on the shelves. The novel is so interesting! During the epidemic, people are not allowed to go out. The content of this novel is interesting, and the author is very handsome! There are actually new activities on the shelves! I heard that there are also bonus starting points to get! Simply awesome! After reading the activity introduction posted by the operations officer, I quickly came to the activity building to reply. As long as you contribute important events, send interesting chapters, or reward characters, you will have a chance to receive event rewards! Such benefits are really great! I want to sign up too! (

Too real🔨🔨🔨 (don't scold)

I came here after reading The Immortal. I would like to ask, is this book good to read?

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In order to get rid of Ji Yinyin, An Bulang disguised himself and slipped away. In order to prevent Ji Yinyin from recognizing him, a series of irregular confusing exercises were carried out, referred to as the Bulang Movement. He, An Bulang, is a person that even a black hole would not dare to suck away! After the disguise, he has become as ugly as possible, but... He is still... Yushu is about to go crazy, handsome with pus, sixty-four pack abs, waterfall-like bangs, zebra-shaped eyebrows, and a small cherry nose. He looks down upon the world, has never been invincible, is proficient in seventy-two sets of top bed-controlling magic, can move mountains and split seas, and cause thunder to strike the sky. That day, An Bulang was too bored. After reading his father's autobiography "I May Be a Fake Immortal", he felt uninterested... In order to make life no longer boring and boring, he launched a challenge to the Sixties of the West Sea Sword Immortal Longmen. As the sun sets, the breeze blows through An Bulang's waterfall-like bangs, so chic and elegant. He calmly took out a nine-tooth rake from his arms, combed his hair, and said to himself: Fortunately, no one else saw my beautiful face. No! No! This is impossible! Why did the Dragon Gate sixty-year-old die? The sixty-year-old Longmen gasped with his last strength: There is such a face in the world, and I will die without regrets! Loss, endless loss. An Bulang returned to the room he built with two-way foil and lay in the toilet unable to sleep. He decided to torture himself. He ate 10,000 Thomas Spiral Mirror-breaking Pills from Amsterdam, breaking through the 0.00001 Level in a row. After that, there was endless loss. He often asked himself: How can the universe be born if it is not a waste of life? That's all, questions like these will only add to the sadness. The next day, he was going to challenge the Northern Sword God Malabutan. While Yujian was flying, his stomach ached. Then he realized that he had taken a little too much pill last night. He looked around and there was no one around, so he started to urinate. The shit was pouring out, the wind was blowing, and at this moment, he understood what it meant to fly freely. On the ground, Ji Yinyin had just picked up a Death Barbie-colored fairy sword. She looked up to the sky and smiled, having been fed a lot of food... I couldn't believe how sour it was! After Ji Yinyin burped for 999 times, she finally felt a little satisfied. She raised her six-ton ​​oval face and looked up at the sky at a vertical angle of 90 degrees. Looking in the direction of Xiang, a beautiful young man flew by with a sword, dragging an endless rainbow behind him. She snorted in self-deprecation and shed tears that tasted like August 4th disinfectant. I can escape Time flies, but I cannot escape the young man here. I once swore that I would never love, but I didn't expect that in the end, my heart had never opened up until just now. Ji Yinyin could no longer suppress the surge of youth. She licked the residue at the corner of her mouth, her eyes flashed with suspicion, and she seemed to succumb to the toy of fate in an instant, "This damn graceful person can control other girls' hearts with ease." But Ji Yinyin quickly adapted to the feeling of heartbeat and was determined. Said, "I, Ji Yinyin, face the sky and the rainbow, and I swear here that the beautiful man who makes me believe in love, the beautiful man who looks very invincible, I will find you no matter where you are!" In front of you, a book fell. It seemed that it was dropped by the beautiful young man, the master. Ji Yinyin picked it up and took a look, "Bulang Movement" It recorded An Bulang's fierce battle. Battle 1: An Bulang versus Emperor Beixuan Random light wave: (￣O￣)ノノ…∞∞OOO))) Emperor Beixuan: ┏┛Tomb ┗┓ Battle 2: An Bulang vs. Battle Emperor Nunchaku at will: ┗('o′)┓Hum┏('○′)┛Hum┏('o′)┓Ha┗('O′)┛xi! ! Dou Di: ┏┛Tomb┗┓ Battle Three: An Bulang vs. The Sword God of the West Sea Show your face at will: ᵕ᷄≀ ̠ᵕ᷅ West Sea Sword God: ┏┛Tomb┗┓ Ji Yinyin's face was full of happiness: "I have never seen such a wonderful battle, the master is worthy of being a master!" An Bulang sneezed. He rarely sneezed unless someone cursed him, so he showed a helpless expression: ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)