The Internet Cafe in Another World

Everyday life at an internet cafe in another world.

A martial arts disciple at the Primordial Gathering Realm frowns in frustration. “The King of Fighters is way too hard. How am I supposed to learn the Kusanagi ancient martial arts style?”

A sword cultivator travels a thousand miles just to play The Legend of Sword and Fairy and gain enlightenment from the Sword God’s legacy.

A Martial God stuck at a bottleneck spends a whole month suffering through Sekiro, then suddenly breaks through and advances to the next level. He cries out in excitement, “Miyazaki, you absolute legend!”

Here you’ll find an otherworldly, high-martial-arts version of PUBG, a hugely popular otherworldly farm game, and countless players passionately trash-talking one another.

“So this is all a Spirit Elixir Realm cultivator can do? Sprinkle some rice on your keyboard and even a chicken would move better than you!”

“Jungler, why aren’t you joining the team fight? Are you laying tiles in the canyon?”

“Top laner, the only difference between you and a minion is that you can type.”

An imperial retainer angrily slams the table and stands up. “Who was playing Yasuo just now? Stand up! You’re so useless, why the hell are you even playing?”

“It was me!”

An old man radiating a powerful aura stood up.

The imperial retainer shrank back. “Ah, so you’re a senior at the Spirit Cauldron Realm. You’re really good at Yasuo, senior. You go all in with your E! Could I add you as a friend?”

As they argued, a figure came down from the second floor. He wore slippers, looked half asleep, and had messy hair, like a total shut-in.

“Anyone who makes another peep gets thrown out and banned from the internet cafe!”

In an instant, all the Martial Gods, Sword Gods, number-one assassins, and Heavenly Gate experts in the cafe fell silent.

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Keywords: lighthearted, shopkeeping story.