I Really Don't Want to Be a God

"Haha, don't be kidding, I'm just an errand boy." - A certain richest man said in an interview. "These two people are a disgrace to the e-sports world. If I had such teammates, I would definitely announce my retirement on the spot." - The Big Devil said this in an interview about the match-fixing incident. "I'm sorry everyone, my contract with T1 has been terminated. I will fight side by side with the RG team next season. My teammates are all world-class. I am looking forward to it." - The latest update on the Big Devil's Twitter. "The level of the league there is lacking and I should retire at Juventus." "Barcelona is my home and I'm not going anywhere." "Hahaha, good news to announce, I will be teammates with Messi." "Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in the world. The league in the East is at a very high level. I'm looking forward to it." ——From the Marca news report. "I am Bezos, and I am a beggar now..." "I'm Lafitte, and he paid for my lunch for a year..." "I'm Gates, and I'm just a primary school student when it comes to computers..." -- Via Wall Street News. "I am Ma Huayun. Whoever says I don't like money will be in a hurry with him!" "I am Liu Dong and he is my brother." "We have mastered 6G technology, which is at least thirty years ahead of the world!" ——Reprinted from Weibo headlines. ... ...