This Chubby Guy Is Awesome

When an opportunity fell from the sky and landed before Chen Er, a man weighing over 200 jin, he failed to appreciate it. If he got another chance, Chen Er would sneer and say, “Get lost, and keep rolling until you're as far away as possible!”

What could make Chen Er, a lifelong bachelor, a seasoned couch potato, and a designer who had been mercilessly abused by clients a million times, remain unmoved by the temptations of money, beautiful women, and power? Was this a rebirth of human nature, or a transcendence of morality...?

Years later, whenever people asked Chen Er about it, he would smile calmly. Rubbing his three-layered, generously padded belly, he gazed out the window as if looking through the atmosphere and into the vast universe.

You call those opportunities? They were obviously traps! What kind of person am I? I'm no ordinary firework. It's precisely because I can resist temptations like those that I became the Lord of All Gods, Chen Er thought smugly.