My Three Kingdoms Are Too Stable

There was a sound in the sky, and I, Liu Qi, a high-ranking official, made a glorious appearance. I am hereditary state pastor and sit in Jingzhou. This is a happy little life. Hey, that's not right, why did Lao Li lose his job? You big-eared thief, what did you do to me? What, the people in Jingzhou are rebelling against me, thinking that I am a troublemaker and should die early and be reincarnated? Cao Cao and Sun Quan, aren't you good at it? Why do you want to mess with me? This is not the Three Kingdoms in history. A small pawn can break a city wall with a punch, a general can destroy a city with a fart, and a great god can drown a country with a piss... Liu Qi looked up at the stars, could you be more enchanting in the sky? I just come to history as a guest, why do they have to call me grandson!