You Must Be Cheating

“I’m submitting a request to the Universal Cultivation Alliance to investigate Lin Xuan! He must have cheated! How else could he catch up with us so fast?” objected a domain lord who wished to remain anonymous.

“Who are you to make such a request?” an employee asked.

“I’m a domain lord who can create all things with a single word. What, am I not allowed to speak?”

“Sorry, but it seems you’re no longer one, dear. We suggest you cultivate for another eight hundred thousand or so years, claim the position of domain lord, and then come back to complain, dear.”

“Lin Xuan! You cheated again!”