How Should a Villain Save Himself?

One night, lightning struck four girls playing games at an internet cafe in a small southern town. Katyusha and Gina: ???? What happened? I was just reaching for the mouse! Alice: Where am I? Orphira: Huh? Where’s the person I was about to beat up? Then they realized they’d been thrown into a game, and they were villains??? They didn’t know how to do anything! How had they ended up as villains? How were they supposed to get out? What? They could do quests? Girls, let’s go! Holy crap, this is hard! I’m out, I’ll just keep being a villain. No romance, a zany quick-transmigration power fantasy! With farming elements!