Mr. Sheng, Sign the Divorce Papers

“Sheng Xuan, marry me. Do you dare?” The thing Jiang Yiyi regrets most in her life is impulsively marrying Sheng Xuan. But she only realized later that if she hadn’t married him, she would have regretted it for the rest of her life. Her father always said affection could grow with time, and she believed him. But in the end, the only feelings that grew were her own. To cut her losses before it was too late, she decided to go all the way and leave him. But wasn’t that blockhead supposed to be cold and heartless? Why was he chasing after her and clinging to her now? And he says her daughter looks like him? Pah! How does she look like him? She’s his spitting image, okay! [The Leg Ornament] Little Bun: Mommy, that weird uncle who’s even clingier than me is back! Yiyi: President Sheng, you’re a CEO. Can you stop clinging to me every day like a three-year-old? Little Bun: Three-year-olds don’t act like that. Yiyi: Sheng Xuan! What about all those women who were happy to cling to your legs? Go find them! Sheng Xuan: No. I only want you. I want to be your leg ornament. No, ornaments aren’t good enough. I’ll be a leg hair, the kind you can never pluck out. Yiyi: Where’s my knife?! * Is there someone who enters your life like a ray of warm sunshine... No, no, that’s not right. I’ve got the wrong script. Let’s start over! Is there someone whose arrival sweeps through your whole life like a raging storm, leaving chaos in their wake and making peace impossible from then on? Is there someone who appears like a star doomed to bring disaster to heaven and earth, wrecks your whole world, then traps you in a cage called “love” for life? Is there someone who makes the most romantic thing you can imagine being to make each other miserable, and wreak havoc in each other’s lives...