I Really Can't Grind Anymore

Yu Le thought he’d spend the rest of his life taking over his family’s little internet cafe, listening to music and drinking tea as he got by on its income, living a dull and monotonous life. He’d just reached 500 hours in Grand Theft Auto V, a game at the top of the sales charts, when his golden finger arrived. [Play a single game for 500 hours to unlock the Hardcore Gamer Dimension!] By grinding games, he can exchange playtime for cars, houses, and money in Grand Theft Auto V. So playing games can make money too? There’s also a monthly character exchange event where he can use playtime to bring the game’s pretty girls into the real world? That’s awesome. Looking at the dazzling array of game content before him, Yu Le takes a sip of goji berry tea. “I really... can’t grind anymore!” One hour of playtime is worth 10,000 dollars? And the hours customers spend playing at his internet cafe count as his too? Oh-ho! Let’s all grind, grind, grind together!