Master, I Want to Hold Your Thigh

Male protagonist: Ever since I was picked up as a disciple by my master, everything feels normal. But why do I involuntarily hug Master's lap as long as Master stays away from me? (I didn't do it voluntarily!) Hostess: Ever since I picked up the nanny, I no longer have to sleep in a pig pen. Everything feels normal. But why do I have a giant baby that I can't get rid of and can only hug my thighs? (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ Am I going to become a wet nurse? No! I am only in my early twenties, and I don't want to become a mother so early! A young disciple: Congratulations, Master, on becoming a mother, so should you consider finding a wife? It's quite tiring to take care of a child alone. (And there is more than one child.) Hostess: ... Get out! Male protagonist (whispering in a humble voice): What kind of wife are you looking for? Aren't I the one! Love is slow, don't get in if you don't like it