My Golden Finger Always Makes Two Mistakes

As the saying goes, no matter how thick your thighs are, they belong to others, and no matter how thin your fingers are, they belong to you. Zhang Jianyun felt a little melancholy when she discovered that she was more than forty years ago. She found out that she had a golden finger and her mentality stabilized. Zhang Jianyun (excited): Can you give me a space where I can do anything? Goldfinger: No! Zhang Jianyun (hesitating): Then - it's okay to give a super system that is built from scratch. Goldfinger: No! Zhang Jianyun (confused): Then what can you do? Goldfinger: I can make your enemy—Jiangjiang Niangniang! Zhang Jianyun (shocked): What? Goldfinger: I can make him/her fall a huge somersault, and I can also make him/her step on a pile of really smelly dog shit, and then... Zhang Jianyun (hitting the wall): Are you just a second-rate person? What use can these bad tricks do? Goldfinger: I... Zhang Jianyun (clenching fist): I better rely on myself! As the saying goes, if the mountain is not mine, I will be the mountain. Someone discovered that Zhang Jianyun only wanted to rely on himself and thought hard for three days. Someone: How about this? Zhang Jianyun: Hey, a red light radio? The road is very wild! Someone: I assembled it myself! Zhang Jianyun: Envy. Jpg Someone: How about that? Zhang Jianyun: Yeah, Venus brand 16-inch color TV? It's a super rare item. Can you get a ticket for this? Someone: That's not true. I rode for five hours and went to the TV factory. I said that we were going to the mountains and countryside to do construction and we didn't have a TV when we got married. The director of the factory thought of my sincerity and sold me one directly from the Internet. How could I use the ticket? Zhang Jianyun: I really want it, how can I break it? Someone: I find you are very unsuitable to be my revolutionary comrade! Zhang Jianyun: Huh? Someone: Change your profession and be my lover!