The Neurotic Bastard Boyfriend

This is a story about the friendship between psychotic students and psychotic "gangsters". When Boss He confessed... "Gusu, look up." The obedient little girl raised her head... A group of birds of no discernible species flew past in a herringbone formation, and suddenly turned into the shape of a heart. Gusu "?!!" "Would you do that?" "?!!" On the roof, Boss He's "gangster" brothers and Gu Su's "girlfriends" were trembling, "Beasts! They specialize in bringing in unsuitable people to eat dog food!" This day is Valentine's Day. ——— Zhao Meng held Gu Su's neck tightly. Gu Su said in pain like a dramatist, "If you want to kill me, kill me. You might as well kill two people!" "I don't think there's any chance I could get you pregnant." Gusu stretched out his finger tremblingly, "Somatic cell... Nuclear transplantation technology!" "... Are you a beast?!!" —— Dear readers, let's laugh together!