Emperor, Your Disciple Is Acting Like a Monster Again

Everyone knows Guanyin Bodhisattva in Purple Bamboo Forest in South China Sea A diseased lotus flower became sperm. A certain boss looked displeased: If you blind your eyes, those are obviously my flowers! Ruan Ruan: When you are a boss's flower, you have to learn to memorize Buddhist scriptures... Go to hell with memorizing Buddhist scriptures! Ever since The first thing Ruan Ruan did after becoming a spirit. While the old gangster was listening to Buddhist teachings, he tore up Buddhist scriptures, pulled out bamboos, and secretly abducted a koi carp from the lower realm. The whole purple bamboo forest was turned upside down. All the fairies looked sad, what should they say when the boss comes back? —— A certain boss calculated with his fingers and went straight to the Tongtian River. He raised his eyes and sneered, "Tear up Buddhist scriptures, steal the lower world, kidnap people, and take out any one of them, and it will be enough to make you lose your soul hundreds of times." Ruan Ruan covered his eyes with a guilty conscience, "I just came down for a sightseeing trip." The boss glanced at her and said, "Recite the Buddhist scriptures a hundred times!" Ruan Ruan pinched her waist confidently, "I am a demon now. Which demon have you ever seen who still memorizes Buddhist scriptures?" The boss was expressionless: "Black bear spirit!" Ruan Ruan:...... —— One-sentence summary: Ruan Ruan's biggest mistake was that she was young and ignorant, and flirted with a stoic boss. This old gangster who has been single for thousands of years has relied on her ever since! ! ! The introduction is weak, just go straight to the text! This article is also known as "The Daily Practice of White Lotus" and "The Whole World Is Secretly in Love with Me"