The Lazy Chancellor

Xie Yao, a lazy nobody who just wants to lie flat and wait to die, never expected to suddenly become a top-level wage slave: the prime minister of the empire. Hah, this life is unbearable for even one more day. Well, so be it. He’ll just muddle through one day at a time. But who would’ve thought he’d be facing mortal danger at every meal? [Your life is bound to the mission target: the current emperor. If the target dies, the Host dies on the spot.] [You will die in two minutes.] Xie Yao: “Your Majesty, please take good care of your health.” The emperor: “Since the prime minister cares about me so much, why not become my empress? Then you can see me every day.” Xie Yao: “I think... that could work.” If there’s nothing in this world worth holding on to, then hold on to me.