European Emperor, Don't Panic

A member of Drunk Allure: “Report, President! We found a lone enemy guild president. They were fierce and took down a lot of our brothers, but I’ve sent them to the respawn point!” Cai Bai: “Well done!” Enemy: “We found a lone enemy guild president... Wait, that president got away! Brothers, get them! Avenge our president!” Cai Bai: “Oh no! Come save your president, I’m surrounded by enemies!” A member of Drunk Allure: “Don’t panic, President! We’re on our way to support you. We’ll be there any second! Hang in there!” Cai Bai shrugs, looks at the enemies lying all around at his feet, and posts in the guild chat: “No need to come. The other side is already wiped out.” A member of Drunk Allure: “...” Is this a failure of humanity, or a collapse of morality? Why are players in this game constantly getting ambushed? Let’s ask one of the victims: “Excuse me...” Victimized player: “Don’t ask. It’s a natural disaster...” Official author-certified description: The European-luck healer wreaks havoc everywhere, the bodyguard Hidden Blade dances all over the place, and members of the Natural Disaster Guild show up at the slightest call, leaving countless players in agony...