My Mommy Man Is Not My Daddy

Education beforehand: "❌❌, treat girls like gentlemen." After being beaten by a girl: "Mommy, I'm sorry, I hit a girl." "Why?" The voice on the other end of the phone seemed a little pitiful: "Because they beat me." Hearing this, she was furious: "❌❌, is this how I usually teach you? I told you to treat girls as gentlemen! I order you to go back and beat me hard now!" Afterwards, ❌❌ was rewarded by being invited to the buffet and asked ❌❌ to pay. ❌❌ Was speechless. He smiled and paid. His understanding and what he told others were as follows: "Maybe I have a big appetite and the buffet is a good deal. If I eat anything else, I will spend too much money." From his mother, he learned a lot of things, such as: treat girls as a gentleman; when there are people around you, you must not make the first move. If there is no one, then beat them to death; when a man and a woman are alone in the same room, you must interrupt them and ask politely: "Excuse me, are you going to fight the landlord, or will the three be missing?"