Your Scumbag Needs to Be Pampered

The cool and vicious academic male god + the academic scumbag who "makes water come out at the touch of a white lotus" = high sweetness —— In high school, my classmates said this: "The good cabbage is actually covered by a white lotus!" When I was in college, my classmates said this: "Our high-quality cabbage from the high mountains has been crowned by a delicate little white lotus!" Song Jiaojiao burst into tears: No... I didn't do it! Xia Xian: ... Jiaojiao, you seem to have missed the point! —— Xia Xian: I like you! Song Jiaojiao:...... Xia Xian: Can you be my girlfriend? Song Jiaojiao: I, I, I want to go back and ask my parents! Xia Xian: Well, I'll come find you after school! Song Jiaojiao:...... ———— "Song Jiaojiao and Xia Xian? The names don't match up. They're not the same type at all! Jiaojiao? Who has such a vulgar name these days! But, haha, this name suits her very well. They are as pretentious as their names suggest!" "Just be bitter, your names are nice! But you are not the Jiaojiao of our school god! This name really suits her, life is just like its name, I envy you!" —— "Dad, don't tell your grandparents. In fact, my favorite people are you and your mother!" "So, dad or mom, who do you like?" "Dad!" "Why?" "Dad loves mom the most, and mom loves Xinxin the most. If Xinxin doesn't like dad the most, then dad would be so pitiful!"