Give Me a Romantic and Humorous Boyfriend

Xu You, 29 years old, female. He Bei, 24 years old, male. This is a pair of happy enemies. Unexpectedly, because of a narrow encounter, they opened up the path of exploring joyful love. Fragment one: "My dear, you are pregnant with my child. Shouldn't you be responsible for me? You actually came here for a blind date." A shameless person sat down at the dinner table and said in a disgusting tone. The blind date opposite asked with a dark face: "Who is this?" I was so angry that I said without changing my face: "My son." I saw someone's face quickly turning red due to shame, and I felt refreshed. Fragment two: "Husband, honey, baby, sweetheart, do you love me? Ah, do you love me? Tell me quickly, do you love me?" Some guy looked at me like I was crazy. He didn't speak, so I kept shaking him, "Oh, just say it quickly." "Oh, just go to sleep quickly" I glared at him and he shut up. I turned my head and ignored him, waiting for him to coax me. After waiting for a long time, the sound of snoring came. Nani?