A Thousand Miles of Splendor, All for You

After countless disastrous blind dates, a tough-as-nails policewoman, the kind of woman men run from at the first sign of trouble, finds fate has come full circle: she transmigrates into the body of a female thief and accidentally offends the cold-blooded, merciless Prince Ji, a man who has slaughtered countless people. Her: “Come on! Let's have some fun! We've got all the time in the world!” Him, utterly baffled: “The woman who used to follow me around, nagging me to marry her, grew up and forgot all about me. Now she talks about nothing but bodily functions all day, and she's as fierce and wild as a bandit chief.” Rumor has it that Princess Helian Qingcheng of Beihan is not only breathtakingly beautiful, but has also mastered the arts of mysticism and divination since childhood, making her someone who can defy fate. Her: “You're too kind! I just know a little about carving seals, forging IDs, picking locks, and unclogging drains. As for my looks... hehe.” When she meets him, she vows to become the world's most prosperous wife. She offers strategies, builds firearms, selects worthy ministers and capable generals, debates the court, and endures humiliation as a hostage... all to put him on the throne. When he falls in love with her, he fights for the throne with blood on his hands, all to protect her for the rest of her life. He offers a thousand miles of empire as the matchmaker and ten miles of wedding finery as the bride price. The victor becomes king, and she becomes queen! When the bloody, naked truth is finally revealed, will it be love or hate? Retreat or advance? Revenge or affection...? He says: “Even if you're as poisonous as arsenic, I would still gladly take you.” She says: “In this life, I only wish to share a bed with you in life and a grave in death!” Rival-in-love chapter: “This man is mine, so all you shameless little seductresses can get lost!” Bedtime chapter: “Steward, the Madam has gone to bed!” “...” “Steward, the Madam isn't feeling well!” “...” “Steward, the Madam asks you to spend the night elsewhere!” “The whole harem has been disbanded. Where the hell am I supposed to go? Guards, break down the door!” This story is witty and hilarious, guaranteed to chase away the blues. Every chapter's afterword is a little skit, so feel free to enjoy them if you don't mind a few wrinkles!