I'm Really a Mage

The protagonist of this book is truly the most stupid person I have ever seen!

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If it wasn't the protagonist, it would have been useless by adding so much.

One day, in an alley, a person died (a woman, killed by a sharp weapon). There was a scream when she died. There happened to be no surveillance police patrolling there. At that time, the police happened to find her. There were three people at the scene. A: There is a thermos cup in the hand. There is no blood on the body, only water. B: There is blood on his body, I think B did it. C: The butcher in this area has a knife in his hand and there is blood, saying that A did it.

The police found two spies staying in a hotel They were going to contact each other to exchange information In order to intercept this information to find out their plans The police used all kinds of skills What surveillance and surveillance also used two agents to follow day and night What is surprising is that the two spies have never met or talked nor made any phone calls After careful investigation by the police It was determined that the only chance for the two spies to meet was in the public bathroom (location) of the hotel So the police conducted a thorough search inside and outside the bathroom not letting go of any clues But still found nothing Finally they decided to give up the clue Just as they were about to leave A policeman suddenly found the answer

It smells so good, it makes you pop bubbles after eating it⊙∀⊙!

A poem analyzing the twelve constellations There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Avalokitesvara sits on the Aries. The Taurus is tired when spring comes, unless it is fried steamed buns. The flowers are similar every year, but the twins are different every day. Thinking of the beauty of heaven and earth, the Cancer alone sheds tears of love. When the moon is bright during the Qin Dynasty and the moon is off during the Han Dynasty, the lion's face is as heavy as a mountain. The luminous cup of grape wine, the virgin asked if the cup had been washed. In a daze all day long, Libra sleeps all day long. The sky is blue and the fields are vast. Scorpios have as many grudge books as cattle and sheep. Two orioles sing at the green willows, and a pair of archers blow through the sky. The sun is over the mountains, but Capricorn doesn't wash his hair. When the sun rises, the flowers in the river are redder than fire, and Aquarius has no sexual life. The eternity of heaven and earth will eventually end, and Pisces will never stop shrinking.

One day she asked me: "What does ABCDEFG mean?", I said: "a boy can do everything for a girl" (a boy can do anything for a girl). Someone told her that there was HIJK in the back - He is just kidding (he is just kidding). She smiled and said: It doesn't matter even if he lied to me... Because there is LMNOP - Love must need our patience (love needs to pay patience) in the back.

ABCDEFG, there are 26 letters in total. If ET leaves, how many will be left? 0, et is wearing aj and lv, left hand QBZ right hand 98k, listening to Dj playing WC, put on YSL and turned on the GPS, took the KT cat away in a UFO, and threw MN while committing IRH.

ABCDEFG, there are 26 letters in total. If ET leaves, how many will be left? 3, Because ET wore AJ and turned on the GPS of 1,000 HZ, went to KTV and spent 100 RMB to buy a bottle of brandy XO, played a VCD, went to WC to DNF and killed Ah Q. That leaves I L U (I love you).

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, come and sign

One day, a theft occurred at noon, but the owner didn't find it until the evening. He immediately called the police. After questioning, the police learned that he had a nanny at home who went out at noon and had not come home yet. His wife also went out at noon but had returned home in the evening. The wife said: "I just went out to do errands at noon. I had cash on me. There was no need to steal my husband's 500 yuan." Afterwards, the owner told the police: "No one knows how much money he has."

Okay, it's so confusing, I'm anxious for him! ! !