Fellow Debater, Please Stay Calm

When Lin Yichen, the genius debater idolized by the whole school, announced he was going to pursue Xu Zhishu, his roommates all urged him to keep his cool. “Boss, confessing to Xu Zhishu will get you beaten up!” Lin Yichen boldly courted disaster. “Getting beaten is only temporary. Regretting it lasts a lifetime.” Sure enough, his “I like you” earned him a left hook and a shoulder throw. Lin Yichen said, “She really is perfect girlfriend material.” His roommate asked, “Boss, are you okay? Did Xu Zhishu hit you so hard you’ve lost your mind?” Lin Yichen replied, “Every household needs one person who can talk and one who can fight. It’s a perfect match.” His roommate thought, “That’s it, the boss really has had his brain knocked loose by Xu Zhishu. Who’s going to anchor the school debate team now?” Xu Zhishu: ...