Deer Yaozhi Mary

Small theater 1: On the day Lu Yao was born, her father and grandma were discussing what name to give her in the hospital. Dad said: "Yao, beautiful stones are all beautiful jade. Lu Yao Lu Yao, her nickname is Yaoyao." Grandma said: "In my opinion, a gentle lady is a good gentleman. The name Lu Yao is so fresh and nice. There are too many people using the word Yao." Dad retorted: "Yao is the third tone. It's hard to pronounce, but the second tone is better." After a dispute, grandma finally had to compromise with dad. On the day when the household registration was registered, my father had something to do, so it was my grandma who went there. The staff asked: "What should I name the child?" Grandma's expression did not change, she opened her mouth and said: "Lu Yao, the graceful lady's Yao!" Ever since, the two characters "Lu Yao" were clearly printed in the name column on the stamped household registration book. Small theater 2: Today is the day to report to high school. The head teacher knew that Lu Yao and Wei Jinyu grew up right next to each other, so they arranged for them to be at the same table. Wei Jinyu is an English idiot, but Lu Yao is the representative of the English department. The first English class in high school. The teacher asked Wei Jinyu what the Chinese word for "women" was. Lu Yao, who was sitting beside him, pointed at himself. Wei Jinyu raised the corners of her mouth and blurted out: "Baby". The whole class was in an uproar. Small theater 3: When I was young. When I was young. "I like you. When I grow up, I will marry you and go home." "No, my grandma said that Lu Yao knows Ma Li, and I will marry a man named Ma Li in the future!" Many years later. In an office in a building somewhere in country M. Assistant Xiao Tang took the folder and said, "Ms. Lu, today there is a boss named Mary in the head office who asked you to pick him up at Nanjiao Airport at one o'clock tomorrow afternoon, and you will be required to accompany him in all subsequent activities in country M." Luyao nodded, not paying attention. The next day, I discovered that the person named Mary was actually Wei Jinyu "When did you become a bender? Why didn't I know that you chose such a girly English name?" Lu Yao said with shame. "You said you were going to marry someone named Ma Li in the future. I can't change my surname, so I can only give it an English name of Mary. Can you marry me now?" It's both sweet and sad, 1v1, double story, the first half is a campus story.