I Am My Green Cow

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It feels like there's a bit too much space, and the details are quite funny. I look forward to opening them up a little more.

The words above shouldn't be hundreds of millions of years old. People at that time were like monkeys. It's hard to say whether they could write or not 🤭

For example, how could it not move at all in the first level? No one else saw it, so this guy might have filled his legs with lead.

Chapter 29: For example, now, the legs are all broken, and the idiot guy who is screaming there is covered with bandages, and he has to be carried by Yuan Dayu and Yuan Xiaoyu to go to the fourth level. No matter how I look at him, I can't figure out how this guy can smash the big stone pier to pieces, just like smashing a watermelon.

Chapter 30: Yuan Xiaoyu stared at the stone tablet in disbelief for half a minute, and then burst into tears silently. "How many tears does this crying bug have? You should pay attention to replenishing water."

Chapter 30: "Eh? Is this stone tablet broken? Is it out of power? Did I shoot too hard this time?" Cui Daniu couldn't believe that he had no potential at all?

Chapter 30: "What kind of pervert is this kid? All the stone tablets are lit up?!" "Could he be cheating? Look, the three real people are here, they must be here to catch the cheater."

Chapter 32: Now that Gongsun Zi and Murong Lan are serious about it, he suddenly realizes that he can do nothing except wheel legs.

Chapter 32: "Why is he holding a piece of grass in his mouth? Is it his food? It's so miserable." "Shh, let's stay away from him. The boss asked him to farm. He obviously doesn't like him. Don't get us involved." "Get away! I don't have the plague."

Chapter 33: Just stuff it into your trouser pocket. "Unless I meet a pure horny female gangster, humph, you can never take off my pants and steal the secret book."

Chapter 34: "Why did you fall asleep while watching this? It's so outrageous! The problem of falling asleep as soon as I read and went to class in my previous life is the root cause of the disease, and it has been brought to this life. It's so outrageous!"

Chapter 34: "How about I use my right leg to kick and break this left leg?" Cui Daniu shook his head, feeling that this was so cruel to him.

Chapter 31: Because he performed well and brought a cow, the boss gave special instructions to farm?

Chapter 32: It's not because he is lazy. As a modern person, he can only eat, how can he plant? So the lazier old scalper of the brother duo returned to his old business for the sake of brotherhood.

Chapter 34: "Er Niu! Er Niu, please help me see if I have been promoted?!" Cui Daniu couldn't hide the joy and excitement in his heart. The old scalper glanced at the mud on his legs with drooped eyelids, and said slowly: "You ran all the way here, didn't you trample a lot of crops!?"

Chapter 34: The old scalper suddenly changed his demeanor, with a pair of blurred and affectionate eyes, looking up at the blue sky at 45 degrees, and said intoxicatedly: "There is a family at the bottom of the mountain. There is a cowshed in the house. There are three cows in the shed, each one is more beautiful than the other..." Poof!

Chapter 36: "No, it failed." "Huh? It's all gone?" "Well, it's all gone." "You loser..." "Huh?" "Failure is not terrible, failure is the mother of success. Let me help you see."

Chapter 37: "No, it failed." "Huh? It's all gone?" "Well, it's all gone." "You failed..." "Huh?" "Failure is not terrible, failure is the mother of success, let me help you see."

Chapter 38: "What? You've heard of me." "I've never heard of it." "I've never heard of it. Are you shocked?!" "I'm shocked that you only have one eye. Who is so cruel?" "You... Well, I dug out that left eye myself." "Yourself!? You are so cruel that I wouldn't even dare to kick my own leg off."

Chapter 38: But as a holy hand, I read the material wrongly. I couldn't forgive myself, so I dug out my left eye as punishment and as an encouragement to myself. " "The stories of our seniors are so inspiring, touching, and shocking. They are simply revered by us juniors. So, senior, did you also lose all your hair by yourself? "

Chapter 38: "This is physics knowledge. The wind resistance coefficient is a mathematical parameter determined through wind tunnel experiments and sliding experiments. It can be used to calculate the air resistance of an object when it is moving." "It is unpredictable, I have learned a lesson." "Hey, I know a lot more! Oh, yes, I can use modern knowledge to cultivate immortality. Although I am a cultivator, If it's not enough, why don't you build a man-made wind tunnel and fly in the air?" "What are you talking about?" "You don't understand, you didn't study well when you were a child. Are you always naughty?"

Chapter 39: If you are a hardcore online game player, this flying sword looks like three flattened Judgment swords and three straightened Dragon Slaying swords merged together. It's so majestic! "Hahaha, interesting, interesting, Daniel is really a genius, he came up with such a method, haha." Jiang Li had to turn her head and look at Chen Linfeng, but she didn't expect that Chen Linfeng's stern face that had lasted for a hundred years would still be the same today. "This guy is so weird. How can he fight with a level 5 water-attributed door panel that is blocking it?"

To be honest, it's getting better and better than before. Keep working hard!

Chapter 40: "It doesn't matter whether you run at night or not, why are you covering your face?" "My face is covered to isolate PM2.5. I was used to it in my previous life." The two disciples were stunned by Cui Daniu and asked: "Running at night? Why are you here?"

Chapter 42: Cui Daniu muttered and suddenly realized a problem! I heard in my previous life that the older the purple clay teapot, the better. Some purple clay teapots have been used for a long time, and there is a layer of tea dirt attached to the inside. People who drink tea often know that they do not clean it. Although I don't know whether it is true or not, Cui Daniu feels that since this weapon refining furnace has been used for so long, especially the One-eyed Saint Hand's weapon refining furnace, a lot of good things must have been trained in it, and the dregs of good things may be treasures. With this thought in mind, Cui Daniu shut up and started "sucking ashes."

Chapter 43: However, just when this passionate and touching scene was about to take place, the horse demon blew out a large blast of wind, bringing with it countless spitting stars. It was like a storm coming, and Mo Jinlian and the torch were swept away.

Chapter 44: "Bah! You despicable scoundrel, you hid in my bathtub, and everyone saw it all!" Cui Daniu covered his eyes and shouted: "I really didn't see it, and I didn't see it clearly. Girl, let go, no, it's your legs, let me go first."

Chapter 44: When Li Mei was stunned, Cui Daniu opened his eyes and cursed: "You have a savage temper and a stupid mind. You slapped me like this while naked, and I saw it all even though I didn't want to see it!"

Chapter 44: Li Mei rolled her eyes and said: "Okay! You have the courage of a man. Since you have come to our Haishan sect, you should stay and be my girl's servant."