The Eunuch Is Not Anxious, the Emperor Is Anxious

As soon as I open my eyes, I find that I have traveled through time. Should I be happy or sad? Since ancient times, women who have traveled through time should be treated like empresses and princesses. No matter how bad they are, they are still the daughters of princes and noble officials. What does this eunuch uniform mean? He's not really a man or a woman, right? ! Fortunately, she is still a woman. No, as a woman, how can you pretend to be a eunuch? . . This. . . This is going to cost me my head. It's such a tragedy. I have to live with my head carefully. After several years, I finally understood the rules of the palace and was assigned to serve the emperor. Isn't this a life-threatening situation? Just wait with a grimace, of course it won't work! Let's laugh together? It's not okay to flatter and seduce the Lord! The emperor's eyes gradually became so wretched, "Don't scare me, I'm just a little eunuch." "Xiaosi, come here." The Emperor's smile is very friendly to the people, but the unique look in the eyes of some nocturnal animals makes people look strange and scary. "Your Majesty, when can I return my private money to you?" A certain eunuch swallowed his saliva and spoke boldly. "Shh, we won't talk about money today." The Emperor put his finger on someone's lips. "Then... What are we talking about?" A certain eunuch felt a chill in his heart. "Let's talk about... Love." The Emperor's face was filled with spring breeze and his eyes were bright. "Your Majesty, I don't know how to play the piano, so why don't I talk about cotton?" A certain eunuch's abacus rang in his heart. One-sentence copy: A story about a naughty little time-traveling eunuch and the cute emperor who couldn't figure it out and ended up getting intertwined.