I Just Want to Change My Personality

The recruitment interview site for Mars spacecraft maintenance personnel. Interviewer: "Tell me, where are you from, what are your educational backgrounds, and what skills and expertise do you have?" Man A: "I graduated from Peking University with a master's degree and am engaged in spacecraft airframe maintenance..." Faceless Officer (expressionless): "Yeah, next one." Man B: "I graduated from Tsinghua University with a Ph. D. And am engaged in spacecraft circuit maintenance..." Face Officer: (expressionless): "Yeah, next one." Man C: "I graduated from Harvard and am engaged in spacecraft internal program control..." Interviewer: (calmly) "Oh, it's okay, next one." Wang Dachui: "I'm from Lanxiang, excavator..." Interviewer: (Overjoyed) "Stop, you don't have to say it." I never expected that I would get this glorious job in the end. The interviewer must have been deeply impressed by me after seeing my handsome appearance and hearing about my rich work experience, hahaha. A certain man: "That sledgehammer, while the spacecraft hasn't set off in the past few days, you first go to the various toilets in the launch site to familiarize yourself with the working environment. By the way, this is a cleaning tool specially provided for you." (I saw Wang Dachui taking a long manure scoop with a confused look on his face.)