The Cunning Little Cutie

“Uncle, do you need a wife?” “I have no plans to marry.” “Uncle, be my dad!” “I don’t make a habit of picking up sons.” “Uncle, I think we look a lot like father and son.” “How so?” “Your eyes are exactly like mine.” “...I have monolids, and you have double eyelids.” “Then it’s our noses!” “...” Huo Yubai had merely gone home to deal with a few troublesome relatives when she unexpectedly ran into her runaway son. He grabbed a stranger and called him Dad, while pretending not to know her. One day, Si Jingmo pinned Huo Yubai against the wall, his expression solemn. “My son says he wants to give me a woman. After careful consideration, I’ve decided to accept this gift.” “...” Her son had told her he would give her a man, and she had clearly refused.