Become an Official Beauty

What? Traveled to the virgin forest? Yeah, there's a monster! Fortunately, I have three little brothers to keep me company! What? Walking out of the virgin forest and back to ancient times? Ah, penniless! Fortunately, there are brothers who provide meal tickets! What? There is actually a royal gift to the capital's chief diamond king, Laowu? It's so outrageously extravagant! That's all, women have to rely on themselves... Small theater one: He said angrily: "Look, that boy is actually a girl. It is really not etiquette for a girl to pretend to be a man, go in and out of Wa City, and mix with men." Master Hu saw that the thin boy had red lips and white teeth, and a slender body. He looked like a woman. I thought to myself, you have really good eyesight, you can also observe the details of a young boy. Looking again, he saw the group of three people standing at the door of the brothel. Master Hu's jaw dropped: "This... Sir, are they here to visit the brothel?" His complexion had turned ashen, perhaps even "greener" than the walls of the brothel. Small Theater 2: "Throughout the past and present, we have called it the universe, and the four directions, up and down, have been called the universe." He was shocked that this opening chapter was so impressive! Is she really just a woman? When he was about to read more, he saw her pick up the paperweight and press it on the part where the ink had dried, which just happened to cover up the next content. He was angry: This, this, what kind of attitude is this! Humph, I judge the paper anyway, and you have to show it to me in the end. Small theater three: The guard reported: "Sir, the lady has started a drinking order." His face turned pale: "Nonsense!" After saying that, he walked out the door. Master Hu chased him out the door: "Sir, you still have official duties to attend to." "Master Lao first." Before he finished speaking, he was already outside the door. He casually took a horse and galloped away wearing an official robe. Although he was very handsome, he aroused countless indignation among the people. A certain uncle said: "Ahem, this dust is really big." A certain aunt said: "Which dog officer was that person who ran over just now?" A certain patriotic young man: "Is there something major happening?" A child said: "Oh - my candied haws."