Chancellor, His Majesty Has Princess Syndrome

He was the powerful chancellor of the realm, handsome and charming, with a heart black as could be. “I’ll send you into a bandit den, destroy your imperial city, and wipe out your royal clan. Are you afraid?” Lu Yunjian replied: “I am magnanimous and broad-minded. I won’t hold the chancellor’s offense against him.” The scheming man: “Heh. Then I’ll send you to warm the bed of the northern barbarians.” Lu Yunjian: “I’m sweet and adorable. How can you bear to treat me this way, Chancellor?” The scheming man: “I’ll skin you, stretch your hide over a war drum, and beat it in every direction, across the whole realm.” Lu Yunjian: “Have you not seen how calmly I face the chancellor’s threats, with a perfectly expressionless face? Such composure is worthy of a great ruler who will reform and dominate the realm.” The scheming man: “You were born with a miserable face, a dull mind, and a fat body. You’re perfect for being a puppet.” Chancellor! Can’t we just have some fun together? I quit. Let’s switch roles. “My clan has several powerful families behind it. Turning the world upside down would be as easy as turning over my hand!” “Chancellor, so many people are hoping for my death that I’m under tremendous pressure. There’s no one of beauty in my harem to ease my worries. How about you attend me tonight, dear minister? I have plenty of heartfelt things to tell you...”