[Sweet romance! Spoiling! Both leads are pure in body and heart. One devoted couple for life.]
A blue dragon rose from an abyss in a bath of blood, appearing like a bolt from the blue. She became empress of the Demon Realm, her beauty enough to topple the heavens, her bearing unmatched. She wielded her sword with dazzling skill, and her name, Jiu Li, resounded throughout the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths.
When the blood moon eclipsed the sun and the myriad beasts bowed to their sovereign, she descended to the mortal realm. In a mortal body, she cultivated divine concealment, mastered celestial crafts and mechanisms, studied the Great Collection of Formations anew, and comprehended the Twelve Killing Modes. Her sword dance shook the heavens and earth. She disrupted the lifespans of three dynasties and redrew the borders of an empire. Between the clouds and the abyss, she was a calamity destined to wreak havoc upon the mortal world.
My three great passions in life: drinking, eating meat, and teasing Bai Zhan!
It’s awfully quiet between heaven and earth! Looks like you’ve all been lonely for far too long!
Someone wants to destroy me, but I’m going to stand tall anyway. Someone forbids me from going to heaven or hell, but I’ll use this body, stripped of its spiritual roots, to drag everyone in heaven down and dig everyone underground back out!
People chase after feminine beauty, not knowing that beauty at its ultimate is a poison that bewilders the heart. Once the heart stirs, all is lost!
I was never meant to belong in this world, so naturally it would reject me. But since I’ve come here, the only one who’ll have to accept their fate is this world, never me!
In the heavens there was a white bird as immense as a roc, with phoenix-like feathers and a body stretching ten thousand miles. It fed on dragons, and its name was Bai Zhan. He had ruled the Cloud Abyss for countless millennia and was the most powerful being between heaven and earth. Yet a little dragon stole him, forced herself on him, then abandoned him! He’d said he would punish her on the spot if he caught her, but ended up pursuing her across the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths instead!
“Everyone in this world has to kneel at my feet, but you insist on kneeling on my feet. It was like that before, and it’s still like that now. What am I supposed to do with you? I can only let you have your way and give you whatever you want.”
“The Warm Lotus atop the Nine Nether Heavens blooms only once every ten thousand years. From now on, however many seeds it bears, they’ll all be yours alone, little dragon. From now on, every treasure in heaven and earth will be yours alone.”
“I’m not protecting my wife, and I don’t play favorites. I’m simply very possessive of what’s mine.”
[Scene 1]
The sun had risen and set over the Liangyue Hall several times. After countless rounds of torture...
“Little dragon, stay and be the consort of the Twelve Palaces. I’ll grant you everything you want right now, ahead of time.”
“Sure! Can I still go out and have fun?”
“Yes, but remember to come home.”
The woman grinned as she took the token, her voice soft. “Don’t worry. My heart and I both belong to you. Where else would I go if not home?”
Not long afterward, the God of Slaughter sat on the throne in the Xuzhu Hall and received a divorce letter in atrocious handwriting:
“Your food is awful, so I’ve run away! If you miss me, come catch me. If you catch me, I’m yours.”
[Scene 2]
Why do I have to stand behind you whenever trouble comes?
Because you’re the empress consort.
[Scene 3]
The Twin Emperors of Gods and Demons.
In the crimson abyss, inside Chaosheng Hall.
The Divine Emperor Bai Zhan thundered, “The fate of the entire Cloud Abyss is at stake, and you still pretend nothing’s wrong!”
The Demon Emperor Jiu Li snorted. “The White Emperor of the Nine Heavens has come to my Crimson Demon Abyss. If you have something to say, say it. There’s no need to hit me so hard!”
Bai Zhan pleaded, “Little dragon, you can hide in the water or soar through the sky, whatever you like...”